Collins gets Sonny Bill fast-tracked for Supreme Court role

6672754The world’s greatest athlete Sonny Will Billiams is to have his appointment to the Supreme Court fast-tracked after a request from Justice Minister Judith Collins earlier today.

“Mr Billiams is a highly qualified Queen’s Counsel who is more than suited to officiating at the highest level,” Mrs Collins told WWNews on condition we didn’t ask her anything about ‘that other matter’ or even ‘those other ones’.

“Once he is free from his obligations as the best ever All Black never to have qualified the proper way, Sonny Will is very keen to sit on the Bench. Or so I heard on the wireless,” Mrs Collins said.



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