Kanye to WWNews: “Put Kim on the cover or else.”

kimdotWWNews managing editor Tai Po denies he was pressured by famous celebrity A-lister Kanye Eastsoutheast to put his equally famous celebrity implantee fiancée Kim K-something on the cover of Weakly Whirled News following the caving in of iconic budgie cage liner Vogue.

“We are happy to feature his blushing bride-to-be,” said Mr Po.  “Although we won’t be standing in line to see the honeymoon sex tape when it’s leaked.”


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