February 3, 2013 by Doug Coutts
Okay, so we weren’t allowed a look but it’ll probably be something like this: sneak preview
In other news, a spokesman for Bethlehem College has denied they spirited the young man driving a killer minibus in Kenya out of the country because they knew he had broken pretty much all of Kenyan’s road rules. “There is no truth in the rumour he was ferreted away,” said Cass Terferstone. “It was more like we weaselled him out. That’s a stoatally different matter entirely.” Apparently any sanctions imposed by the ultimate traffic court in the sky will be far more severe than anything Kenyan authorities could come up with, although boiling in wildebeest urine does come close.
Eulogies are still pouring in for the late celebrity and presenter Sir P Holmes, with supply far-outstripping demand. It seems the media is making the best of the opportunity to publish stories about an entertainer touching people not in a Jimmy Saville way.